Use a computer to destroy the earth

Kurt Westh Nielsen, kwn@ing.dk mandag d. 24 juli 1995, 08:54 følg op på indlægget.

Nedenstaaende detaljerede anvisning har jeg modtaget fra en af mine Internet-venner, som residerer i Østrig. Ophavsmanden er dog dansk og hedder Anders Andersen, han skriver:

From: ander91@ibm.net (Anders Andersen) Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers Subject: Use a Computer to destroy the Earth

Can you destroy the Earth with a computer ?

YES you can, First you have to find God's computer (it could be god.com) Second, you have to break the password

(try Jesus, Adam, Moses or maybe Satan) Third , run the bat program (se underneath) remember to

insert your name.

DELETE Paradise:\*.men MOVE Anna Nicole Smith TO Paradise: MOVE Pamela Anderson TO Paradise: MOVE [ insert name] TO Paradise: FORMAT Earth:/U INSTALL Ocean INSTALL Continent INSTALL Bacteria INSTALL Plants INSTALL Insect INSTALL Fish INSTALL Dinosaur

I don't know if the next will work (There may be a extra password her), but try it anyway

RENAME [insert name] TO God.God

Here are some things to do if you for some reason don't want to destroy the planet

UNDELETE Einstein.man RENAME BillGate.god TO BillGate.man RENAME Michael_Jackson.wom T Michael_Jackson.man EDIT Sunrise.ini DELETE SandamHusin.man COPY Earth:\Africa\Kenya\Lions.anm TO Earth:\Armerica\Usa\New_york\ UNINSTALL Mankind

What ever you do don't forget to do this

ATTRIB [insert name] +R

Anders Andersen

Copenhagen Denmark

ander91@ibm.net

PS. please insert " MOVE ander91@ibm.net TO Paradise:"

in the bat file

PPS. I suddenly get a horrible thought, what if God is using a Pentium processor in his computer scarely isn't it. But on the other hand that will explain why we have black holes, and why weekends always go faster than the other days, and why girls always look prettier from a distant . SHIT........ --

Address of God's computer

Flemming Gerdstrðm, fg@ne.dk mandag d. 31 juli 1995, 13:18 følg op på indlægget.

Knowing the way faith is commercialized in the U.S. I do not doubt that you'll find A computer searching down god.com, however if you hope to find THE God's computer I suggest you start looking from god.org Kind regards, Flemming Gerdstroem

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