BRUCE TWEET WAS A SHY GENTLE GIANT WHO WATCHED TOO MUCH TELEVISION.

HE STOOD OUT IN A CROWD. HE HAD ONLY ONE EYE, WAS OVER WEIGHT AND HAD VERY LARGE SIDEBURNS.

HE DID NOT ENJOY SLEEPING AND COULD STAY AWAKE FOR SEVERAL DAYS, SUFFERING FROM ANNOYING HALLUCINATIONS INDUCED BY TIREDNESS.

HE RODE A SKATEBOARD WELL DESPITE HIS MONOCULAR VISION AND WEIGHT PROBLEM.

HE HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR STANDING BESIDE MOTORWAYS AND DIET COKE-A-COLA.

HE HAD ONLY LEFT HIS HOME TOWN TWICE. HE BELEIVED T.V AND BEER WAS THE BEST WAY TO TRAVEL.

HE KEPT VERY MUCH TO HIMSELF IN AN EFFORT TO AVOID CONFRONTATIONS.

HE WAS A FIRM BELIEVER IN DEMOCRACY

HE WAS UNEMPLOYED AT THE TIME OF HIS DEATH.